DISH OF THE DAY


You are a deeply. deeply unfunny man. And kind of a dick to boot. You have made me laugh exactly one time in my life, and that is when the Pierces shot your horny ass down at their own party. That was funny. That made me laugh. This outfit your wearing, that pose, those aren't funny. That's exactly the way I see you - a pathetic, immature middle-aged mad doing anything he can to get into a teenagers clothes.

If I meet you again, I will spit on you. And you will have earned it.