I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY COFFEE...

...Ground up and in my freezer.

...Prohibited by the Mormon Church.

...Served on a donkey's back and hand picked by Juan Valdez.

...Toe-up with liquor.

...No more than six servings a day.

...Traditionally enjoyed by Italian monks.

...At the center of a lawsuit with McDonalds after scalding my crotch.

...Primarilly as a place to dunk my donuts.