DISH OF THE DAY


It was funny enough to see you try to prove that Scientologists aren't simple, gullible egomaniacs, while inadvertantly doing more to hurt your church's "cause" (money?) than any Hubbard-critic (literate living human?) ever could. Then, you found a way to get America to stand up for Brooke Shields, for crissake, simply by being crazy enough to call post-partum depression weakness, thus alienating 90% of your fanbase. Then you knock up Joey Potter and let the world phhotograph her dead-eyes mid-brainwashing. The NRA would be better off with Bernie Goertz as their spokesman than the Scientologists are with you.

Anyway, so it looks like your handlers let you off the leash just long enough for you to play online this week, where you semi-anonymously ranted at rumormongers and bragged about "getting rich while telling the truth." Then you shifted over to Wikipedia, where you battled with the moderator, trying to anonymously edit the College of William and Mary entry. Both instances were easily traced back to the same Paramount studios IP, proving the small, gossipy world of vindictive tech-geeks.

I'm guessing your publicist has given you an etch-a-sketch to occupy you by now.