ACTUAL UPDATE!!

Well, the contest is going about as well as I could have realistically hoped (scroll down to Friday if you don't know what I'm talking about) with Socratic in the lead. As we all know that a Socratic victory cannot stand, I urge you all to foul up your mouths and do your part! Multiple entries are fine, as this is a half-assed contest, but that doesn't mean we can let Socratic win! Now be dirty, guys!