3. A Martini girl/boy?
posted by Pascals Bookie @ 6:16 PM
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2 Comments:
I'll answer all three here
Beer boy:
Pros: low-maintenance, good sense of humor
Cons: Occasionally feeling like you're still in high school/college
Wine boy:
Pros: Drinking lots of great wine with him
Cons: He's always 'that guy' at parties who prefers wine to beer or liquor
Martini boy:
Pros: He likes to throw his money around
Cons: He's a pretentious snob who is trying to be much cooler than he really is. Therefore, I have no problems using him for the money he likes to pretend he has a lot of
Martini girl - Wears little to no underwear. Talks WAY too loudly. Doesn't get your jokes but laughs anyway to get the attention back onto her. Always on the prowl. Can talk blandly about shit you stopped caring about in high school (like Sartre) and yet make you feel not cool enough to join the conversation. Can't play pool for shit. Has no idea what drinks cost. Prone to crying and irrational mood swings when drunk.
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