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1. Place your bets, guys. Who's going out first: Dick Cheney, Fidel Castro, or Kieth Richards?
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Tuesday, January 31, 2006
1. Place your bets, guys. Who's going out first: Dick Cheney, Fidel Castro, or Kieth Richards?
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Keith Richards has cheated death for so long now that I think he'll have to spontaneously combust while being crushed by a grand piano full of syphalitic axe-bombs just so the reaper can even the score. So yeah, it might take a little time for death to find just the right punishment for him.
Oh. And my bet is on Cheney. I think Castro's gonna outlive us all.
Speaking of Keith Richards, here's a nice piece of gossip for you. My boss Glen just spent his vacation staying at Richards' house in the Caribbean (on Turks and Caicos to be exact). KR wasn't actually there, the resort that manages the house lends it out to other vacationers when he's away (and Glen's aunt is Donna Karen so he gets seriously nice treatment when he's down there). At one point Glen started chatting with the butler who told them that when Keith is in residence he generally gets up around 9 or 10am and begins drinking almost immediately (Keith, not the butler). This goes on ALL day EVERY day. Vodka, I believe. This on top of all the other things he's done to his body over the years make it pretty incredible that the man is still with us. None the less, I'd have to vote for Cheney as well. I'm sure that when he sold his soul to the devil it was NOT for immortality..
I believe CAKE has something to say on the the question of how Mr. Richards affords his Rock and Roll Lifestyle:
"Aging black leather, and hospital bills
Tattoo removal and dozens of pills
Your liver pays dearly now for youthful magic moments,
But rock on completely with some brand new components"
Well Richards has clearly pickled himself, and his body parts will no longer age; Fidel, I have a theory that he died about 20 years ago and has been replaced by look-alikes ever since by his government; that leaves Cheney, I guess. Even the Devil has to switch bodies from time to time, didn't you see The Exorcist?
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