SEXY FRIDAY!!
Okay lads and ladies, it's time to step it up a bit. I realize that everybody who responds here frequents the opti-mates, but we don't need to keep the tones the same. Opti-mates lives in an immaculate tower. C.H.U.D. lives in the sewers. And so, the first Sexy Friday Contest!! Just write the dirtiest, most depraved responses you can think of. The poster deemed "most perverse" gets total props, which the American Commdities Exchange describes as "fuckin' WAY better than gold, man. You just don't get it cuz' you're all straight all the time." A ringing endorsement indeed. So, the contst begins...
NOW!
1. How deep is your love?
posted by Pascals Bookie @ 2:47 PM
3 Comments:
About fist-deep, give or take.
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not as deep as a well, nor as wide as a church door,
but 'tis enough, t'will serve
-or-
Deep as the anal fissures I give the objects of said love
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