FOCUS STRIKE SETTLED. AUTHORITIES PRAISE BLOG FOR RESTRAINT WITH PSEUDO-HIPSTER RAMBLING.

Once upon a time this blog had no purpose, no reason. It had a "when," a "who," and even a few fleeting "hows," but it had no "why." Even in its infancy, it knew, if it were a human baby, it would be the child of two snotty, sub-literate midwestern teens, unwanted, unplanned-for, and untended.

This blog was no human baby, however. It was a twitching, biting C.H.U.D. baby, and it was gonna get its goddamn milk one way or the other.

So. After much diliberation and coffee and typos and discussions with Chris Reid about my numerous shortcomings and overall sonofabitchery, I have decided on a two-fold purpose, because three folds would just be disgusting. You know?!!

PURPOSE #1 - In accordance with the "Roundtable" part of the sign on the door, everyday this site will open with questions, probably a few of them so as not to depend on the stupid/too-clever/lame ones. Then... discuss! or throw rocks at eachothers' ideas! It's just like a real roundtable, with me as the unassailable king.

PURPOSE #2 - In order to assist my readership of Cannabalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers, my site will also feature the "Daily Dish," a link to the wiki of the person or people deemed most deserving ofbeing cooked alive in a sewer and eaten. I might even explain why, unless its someone like Alan Ruck. He knows why.

And soooooooooo..... COMMENCE!